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Living Virtually

Today's quote: That you can lose yourself. Everything. All boundaries. All time. That two bodies can become so mixed up, that you don't know who's who or what's what. And just when the sweet confusion...

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Dehumanizing Science

Today's quote: The point is that he is an insecure fuck, like all beautiful-but-handed-everything-on-a-silver-platter people. He doesn't trust anyone in this world but you. You've been born into...

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Happiness..too much to ask for?

Today's quote: Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there,...

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Bye-Bye, Boring Laundry

I've recently written an article on new hi-tech machines out there that help make the laundry easier. I know, I know, it's not like the laundry is all that hard. What trips me up about it is the fact...

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Time is Ticking...

Today's quote: Is your vagina listed in the New York City guide books? Because it should be - hottest spot in town. Always open!So my parents are wondering what the hell I am doing with my life....

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Why Me?!!!

Last Friday I decided that I would reformat my hard drive. My friend told me that it would be good to start with a clean slate again, since I was seeing lag during certain instances where I shouldn't...

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The lengths I've gone to...

Today's quote: From the moment we enter this life we are in the flow of it. We measure it and we mock it, but we cannot defy it. We cannot even speed it up or slow it down. Or can we? Have we not each...

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Britney, Britney

Today's quote: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.It's sad to see the smoking ruins of Britney's career. I remember when she was on top of the world, being one of the...

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What website would you like to see?

Today's quote: Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.I'm trying to come up with an idea for a website with some other people, but we're a bit...

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American Idol, a popularity contest?!

I've been back to watching American Idol again. I'd missed the last season due to some upheavals in my life, but since everything has settled down I get to start this year's season with no qualms.So...

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Girls + video games

Today's quote: The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to...

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Blundering worker bee

Today's quote: Hardly, my Lord. It's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.Well, I'm off to a blazing start at my new workplace. In my two weeks here I've managed to 1) forget the...

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Tech envy

Ok, I've just seen my friend's new computer. His processor puts mine to shame, along with his monitor! Actually, I don't really care too much about his computer, my drooling is pretty much over his...

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Men are worse than evil

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Roommates suck

Today's quote: We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty.Well, I've moved into the condo on the Eastside. I originally found the listing from...

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Stealth move out

Ok. After I emailed my roommate saying that the installation of the blinds had woken me up, she replied saying that she and her bf and finished the whole process well before 10. The fact that she just...

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Phone clinger

Today's quote: You mean to say that you are a daughter of Eve?I've seen a variety of things while working at the new job. The one thing that I'm amazed at is how much people talk on their cell phones...

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Grow up

You would think as people grow older that they would outgrow some childish habits, such as throwing a tantrum.I've been rather busy over the last couple of weeks, with looking for a new place, moving...

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Happy pills

Today's quote: Come back and make up a goodbye at least, let's pretend we had one...I had a conversation with my sister yesterday that left me feeling mildly disturbed.[10:40] Sis: i would never date...

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The last laugh...

Today's quote: You look down, they know you're lying, and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't...

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